31 Days of Halloween 31 Movies To Watch by Jesus Was A Robot

I’ve decided to do mine a bit different. I watched Last House on the Beach on the 30th, but do to time restrictions and wanting to participate…I am going to include it. I will also be switching my list at random because I work at Blockbuster and get to rent pre-streets every week. So there is probably going to be a bunch of new horror I will be able to see before it hits release date.

01.Feast 2
02.Stuck
03.Body Melt
04.God Told Me To
05.The Last House in the Woods
06.Philosophy of a Knife
07.Last House on the Beach
08.Dead Mary-Brainbug this ones for you buddy
09.Vengeance of the Zombies
10.The Car
11.Triology of Terror
12.Home Sick
13.Red
14.The Strangers
15.Exte: Hair Extensions
16.Nightmare in a Damaged Brain
17.Razorback
18.Strange Circus
19.Dark Floors:The Lordi Motion Picture
20.St. Francis
21.Watch Me When I Kill
22.Body Count
23.Jack Brooks Monster Slayer
24.Slaughter Night
25.Hell Ride
26.Cannibal (2005)
27.Dance of the Dead
28.Lucker the Necrophagous
29.Corpse Mania
30.The Suicide Song
31.Uzumaki

Dark Floors (Finland release) (V), Poster, Synopsis and Trailer

SYNOPSIS

Concerned for her autistic daughter’s health, a father sees her removal from the hospital by force as the only option. An elevator breakdown prevents a smooth exit and renders them trapped with others. Yet the incident is only the beginning of a descent into nightmare. As the doors open, the hospital appears mysteriously deserted. When mutilated bodies are found, creatures from a dark world start a frightening attack. It soon becomes clear that the survival of the group may rest solely on the little girl.

MOVIE REVIEW

“Even though it’s plastered in heavy clichés and predictable plot-twists, has no sense of mood or tempo and features some of the least scary monsters ever to grace the silver screen, it’s still remarkably entertaining. It balances on a razor’s edge with a serious, bordering pretentious, storyline on one side and those goofy-looking Lordi-monsters on the other. Well played, ironic horror-comedy or a serious, bloody misfire? You’ll have to judge for yourself.”

By: Michael Panduro

To be honest, I’m having a hard time writing this review. Where does one begin with the Lordi Motion Picture? Going in to it I had no idea what to expect. Was it going to be serious, scary, funny, ridiculous? Turns out all of the above (well, except maybe scary).

We find ourselves in familiar territory as the film opens in a scary hospital. Following a near-fatal accident with a hospital scanning-device, Ben (Noah Huntley), a noble father, has decided to leave with his autistic daughter Sarah (Skye Bennett) and her piles of scary monster-drawings. Their unapproved exit is foiled, however, by a mysterious elevator that leaves them at “not six, not seven, not hell, nor heaven” (how’s that for cheap nursery rhymes!?). Together with four strangers they find themselves stranded in some sort of parallel universe where the hospital is deserted, or rather: full of dead people and haunted by stupid looking heavy metal monsters. Read more …